Bio

==My name is Lance Marquardt...This is my bio. == ==Hello friends. I am well aware that when one enters into a page entitled "Bio" they fully expect to see a list of facts which happens to coincide quite well with the authors life //(in this case...me).// This list would no doubt contain information such as favorite sports, birthday, year of graduation, amount of food intake necessary to render the author motionless until proper biological processes occur. Perhaps I am not the only one //(on the other hand, perhaps i am)// who sees this as a trivial attempt at painting an accurate picture of what is known as my life. Indeed it would be impossible to accurately transfer enough information into any list for you to fully encapsulate the entirety of my soul. Then again, I hypothesize the odds are pretty high that you have no need nor desire to know this much about me. For those of you out there who fall under this category I have decided to go against my better judgement and, solely for your benefit, create previously discussed list. //due to the fact that this list will prove to be an inadequate (that is...insufficient) representation of myself, i will deem this list "the list of inadequacy".//   ==

The List of Inadequacy
Identity: Born again by the sacrafice of Jesus Christ (in no way inadequate)...John 3:16, John 1:12 Birthplace: Watertown, SD Family: 3 much older and better looking brothers, mom, dad, Job: for the past 5 years i have coached basketball and track at lakeside high school and middle school, also spent the past 5 years serving in youth ministry as a youth leader in my community (SFWC). LIKES: music (making noises on the guitar) tmnt david crowder (if you are unaware of the name mentioned just to the left of this sentence then i would implore you to take a trip down youtube lane into the world that is david crowder. surely you shall not be dissapointed...unless, of course, you are) eating basketball (for those of you who know me, i realize that my physical build does not prove to be one desired for the aforementioned activity. however, i have come to the conclusion that it is somewhat reasonable to conclude (this is the department of redundancy department) that those who cannot do...teach. i believe this is one of the reasons God has placed me in my current situation) macgyver many...many...many...many more things

DISLIKES:

odd numbers paying to fill up my tires with air (the human race has done horrible things to one another throughout our existence. however, i dont think i have ever been more angry with the human race than when i pulled into the gas station...nearly to the sound of the clunking that inevitable comes with that of a flat tire...only to look up and see it...just standing there...grinning at me..waiting to see my reaction...AIR ONLY $0.75. not only was i in unhindered rage that i had to pay for the most abundant resource on the face of the earth, but that they had the audacity to state that the cost was __**ONLY**__ $0.75...unbelievable) alchohol (i dislike it so much i don't even know how to spell it) angry people the tiolet seat left up many...many...many...many more

==For those of you who are interested in deepening your knowledge of what takes place during the rest of the ridiculousness which is known as my life...TO BE CONTINUED. ==